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beancooker 

The guy who pwnes you at your own game
GBauer, you just got a beancooker!
beancooker by Beancooker September 23, 2008
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beancooker 

One that likes to lick the taint in the hopes that it will heat up the beans.
Dude, that homo is such a beancooker!
beancooker by Limmony Snicket September 23, 2008

bencoopered 

To be dis, dismissed, or otherwise dumped by someone for no apparent reason. The manner of dumping usually consist of falling off the face of the earth.
She was bencoopered by her drug dealing boyfriend.
bencoopered by Kane Sarhan March 27, 2008

Beansmoker

A person who is commonly sucking a narrow string bean -like penis. Mildly derogatory,Usually said by a person of substantial girth.
Normally, I'd be all over that queen,but judging by her boyfriend,shes a total
Beansmoker
Beansmoker by Peteandbird October 29, 2017
When something doesn't go your way!!
Oh my gosh, beancook!!!
beancook by bakugousmustytoes November 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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