To Squirrel 

To disappear from a drinking event without anyone noticing, and then return to home.

The behavior is sometimes a response to shame from not being able to hang with the big boys and girls.

In some instances the behavior is the result of such a drunken level of stupor that the individual turns on his or her Lassie instincts and finds his or her way home like a K9.

To Squirrel

Mike: Where the fuck did Amir go?
General Consensus: I have no idea!
Mike: Damn it! Amir squirreled again!

To Squirrel by Francois1980 February 27, 2009

to squirrel 

the verb "to squirrel" means to put your testicles in another person's mouth completely, making that person look like a squirrel with a mouth full of nuts.

testicles in the mouth

I thought her to squirrel.
She or he gave me a squirrel last night.

to squirrel by Uvatav Ekim January 16, 2020

To squirrel 

To act shifty, shady; to act like a squirrel; to be mischievous in one's actions. Similar to someone's actions if they resemble a squirrel narrowly avoiding being run over by a car (jump in the air, twisting, full body evasion).

"He squirrelled his way into our board game night!"
"She was acting squirrely the other night"

"To squirrel or not to squirrel out of this event, that is the question."

To squirrel by SquirrelTalk December 21, 2016

to squirrel it 

To eat a large amount before you aren't going to be able to eat for a long time

Before going to the rock concert, one must remember to squirrel it so that they have enough energy to survive the night

to squirrel it by Carly Danger Wilson May 26, 2008

to be squirrelled

Being squirelled,led on a seemingly harmless task that goes magically ary! Lead to water and left to own devices and end up building a superstructure to pour a simple glass of water!

To be squirrelled is When your ADHD GF sets you up knowing you have squirrel moments just like she does! Then she snickers as I wonder around the Forrest looking at what she started saying and gotten lost in my own thoughts of sparkly, colourful things!

to be squirrelled by Hyrotig May 25, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022