McDonald Friday

The day that Manuel Uribe (World's Fattest Man) chokes on a Shamrock Shake at McDonald's and dies. He then preceeds to rise 3 days later and goes around and gives people cakes, hamburgers, and other heart-attack-on-a-plates to spread the joy of his rising and also to inform that he is running for mayor. What's strange is that these events happen at the exact same time as Black Friday/Easter

when was easter? sorry I got too much cake for mcdonald friday

McDonald Friday by Ruppert Leeroy Jackson III February 24, 2009

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McDonalds Friday

McDonalds friday is the day on which students have 3 hours between lessons with nothing to do, so they take a trip to McDonalds. A trip to Tescos usually follows and while at tescos there is a possibility of being kicked out after certain games are played.

"Hey man, you coming McDonalds tomorrow?"

"I dunno, I don't have enough money"

"But it's McDonalds friday!!"

"Oh then I'll come!"

What day is it tomorrow? MCDONALDS FRIDAY!!!

McDonalds Friday by Tictacman2k11 January 25, 2011

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McDonalds Friday

The day of the week that a swarve looking group of young adults make a pilgrimage to McDonalds in Barkingside
Additions to the agenda:

Tescos

Sweet shop

Ayo

Spitballing

"Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday

I met this girl on Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & McDonalds Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday ---- Craig David booty"

McDonalds Friday by raisonloverforlife2k11 January 26, 2011

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Mcdonalds Friday

the day of the week in which students, country wide, crave and aspire to devouring a cushty McDonalds meal

Fuck off you cunt, it's a tuesday, not McDonalds friday

Mcdonalds Friday by raisonloverforlife January 21, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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