granola kid

constantly wears Patagonia and all those brands, look like they belong in a granola bar commercial, they seem like a earthy organic person that have sandals like burks or chacos

that’s a granola kid

granola kid by yolos February 23, 2021

Granola Kid

Someone who overtly tries to be different -- through their looks, outlandish statements, etc. If you're an English Literature major you definitely understand what this is.

Prof: Well, what underlying themes do you think are in Pound's poem?
Granola Kid: I think that this one single line stands for the political outrage at the time, and also the feminist view during that time. By the way, did you notice my purple hair weaved into dreads. It stands for my femininity, and also I was so high the other day I thought it would be a good idea.

Granola Kid by West of Kanye February 18, 2009

Granola Kid

a child that granola is attracted to, and is thrown at him repeatedly

Granola Kid

Granola Kid by granolakid October 17, 2010