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marathoning 

Watching a vast amount of movies and/or tv shows throughout a day, usually the trilogies, and or Disney movies.
" What you gunna do this weekend?"
Prolly just sit home marathoning the Star Wars movies"
marathoning by xdeezy March 23, 2010

marathoning 

This is basically the concept of running a marathon with your penis. This can either be done solo (lubricant advised) or with a partner. The idea is to gain enough endurance and strength so that you can go a long way in such a small environment.

First we must define what a "marathon" is; a marathon is the longest considered running competition where competitors run 42195 meters. With our penis, this will feel like an eternity. Here we define the formula to find out how many strokes are needed for a complete marathon run. We assume there is no friction and the receiving party is eligible to take in the whole mass and length of the penis.

Strokes needed = 42195000/(penis length(cm)*2)

For example, a penis with a length of 15 cm, will need to stroke (in and out, or for single player experience up and down) for 140650. Since strokes are integers, if your solution is a non-integer number, round up.

Researches are developing in the area of sportive sex acts more and more.
A: Hey girl! You look tired? Didn't you sleep last night?
B: Almost no sleep. C insisted to try for marathoning again.

A: Damn girl! Did he at least finish the run?
B: He achieved a 67% finishing rate this time.
A: I hope you make it to olympics this year.
B: Thank you.
marathoning by ohmmmmmmm November 9, 2017

marathoning a bitch 

when one has sex with his or her partner 26 times before leaving the bedroom.
"I'd love to cover your shift but I'm marathoning a bitch this weekend"

marathonging 

wearing the same thong underwear for a period of greater than 36 hours
Due to poor planning and a series of one-night-stands, Lisa has been marathonging for four days.
marathonging by Throbbing Monster February 17, 2009

Marathonitis 

When a woman is undoubtedly flattered by a charming man, she experiences the symptoms of Marathonitis. Symptoms include uncontrollable smiling, giggling, nervousness, and many similar feelings related to flirting. There is no cure for Marathonitis. Once you have acquired Marathonitis, there is no turning back.
Boy: You look adorable this evening Kitty!
Girl: *blushes* Thanks Puppy :)
Boy: I think you just caught the Marathonitis ;)
Marathonitis by Christaky December 31, 2011

marathong 

The overexposure of thong underwear, typically on women (or men) too overweight to rightfully be wearing such garments.
"That hairy Danish guy is running another marathong at the beach."

"Hey pal, what's with the banana hammock? You trying to win a marathong?"