Woodclanger

woodclanger /Person who clangs wood as a hobby

A woodclanger is a person who joins up with other like minded people to take part in the mysterious art of Morris dancing. The actual term 'Woodclanger' comes from when they prance about and clang their bits together! As the bits are usually made of wood, they have become known as Woodclangers.

Woodclanger by Professor McGlashan February 11, 2009

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Woodclanger

A woodclanger is a slang word used in motorcycling circles to describe a skirt wearing transvestite that throws large pieces of wood.

Wood that clangs on the ground.

The men then toss each other off

Look, that woodclanger has broken the Highland record for chucking wood.

He'll get some extra tossage from his mates for that.

Woodclanger by bellwhiff February 15, 2009

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Woodclanger • Woodbanger • woodclapper

Woodbanger

|wo͝odˈbaNGər|
Noun
A person |usually a female| you would have sexual intercourse with.

Derived from the term "I would bang her".

Mike spent two hours swiping on Tinder but saw no woodbangers, so he pleasured himself instead.

Woodbanger by Rick Girljuice November 1, 2018

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woodclapper

Clapping wood. The act of two men clapping their dicks together. The male version of clam smacker.

That dude Darren is definitely a woodclapper There’s no way he doesn’t clap dicks with other dudes.

woodclapper by BigBadJon54 August 21, 2024

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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