Siberian Express 

Russia's male population has been decimated throughout history through political upheaval and war. Poor but resourceful Russian women have engaged in the practice of freezing their shit and using the frozen dildo to pleasure themselves.

Sasha's "Siberian Express" will be boarding in 5 minutes.

Siberian Express by Zorba44 February 11, 2009

Siberian Express 

A sexual punishment named after shipping political prisoners to Siberia by rail. This act involves inserting something cold or frozen anally (we prefer Popsicles). The recipient then gets gagged and locked into a box, case, or trunk. The container is then pushed or propelled down one or more flights of stairs.

I gave that bitch a Siberian Express for dessert because dinner wasn't ready on time.

Siberian Express by GU NIT March 9, 2012

Siberian express 

a period of cold weather

Our state was right in the middle of a Siberian express.

Siberian express by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2010

Trans-Siberian Express 

When you are a peak male and mustn't bring the groceries inside the house with more than one trip. Only 1 fully-loaded grocery run will suffice.

Wife: how the hell are you gonna get 3 kegs, 12 packs of tube steaks, 28 bags of backwoods and 7 jugs of milk in the apartment in one trip?
Me(alpha): Trans-Siberian Express.

Trans-Siberian Express by Harvey HugeCock June 1, 2021