4 definitions by Harvey HugeCock

Alabama Bilge Pump

When your boat has a leak in it so you proceed to shove your penis inside the hole, drink the water remaining in the boat, and piss out what you have drank.

*fishing*
Mate: shit bruv we sinking
You: fack mate we sinkin'
Mate: give er the Alabama Bilge Pump eh

by Harvey HugeCock June 16, 2021

Trans-Siberian Express

When you are a peak male and mustn't bring the groceries inside the house with more than one trip. Only 1 fully-loaded grocery run will suffice.

Wife: how the hell are you gonna get 3 kegs, 12 packs of tube steaks, 28 bags of backwoods and 7 jugs of milk in the apartment in one trip?
Me(alpha): Trans-Siberian Express.

by Harvey HugeCock June 1, 2021

Undercover Tip Jar

The donation box at the cash register of a store.

Jimothy: I just donated to the Jumpstart Charity box at Canadian Tire!
Billiam: you mean the Undercover Tip Jar??

by Harvey HugeCock May 23, 2021

Purple Man

A person with such a dark complexion, it could be considered "purple".

Yo, I saw a Purple Man at the club last Friday.

by Harvey HugeCock February 6, 2020