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Hard Dickens Cider

Charles Dickens, the famous author who wrote "A Christmas Carol" was also a farmer.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.

A star was born.
After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.
Hard Dickens Cider by timred December 23, 2006

Hot Dickens Cider 

Sounds like "Hot Dick Inside Her". It's a spoof from an old radio show and is still used toady.
Hey Mandy, How'd you like a Hot Dickens Cider?

Dickens Cider Jugs 

The finest quality around. Guaranteed to hit the spot. After having your Dickens Cider Jugs to relieve the urge, you wont ever again settle for anything less.
When Larry came home after a long, hard day at work, he told his girlfriend Tiffany that he needed his Dickens Cider Jugs to take his mind off the stress.
Dickens Cider Jugs by Tony Rigatoni September 5, 2004

dickens cider 

This is an old spoof heard on radio stations at least as far back as the late 80's but probably much older then that, google it and you can hear the spoof, very funny.

Dickens Energy Cider, DCBI capitolized on this and produced a very tasty energy drink for bars and nightclubs sold in can or "On the gun" www.dickensenergycider.com
Dickens Energy Cider, Energy Drink, Dickens cider spoof,

dickens cider box 

Coty's puttin his dickens cider box.
dickens cider box by Tyler May 12, 2004
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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