Taso

An absolute sick lad, handsome looking and good at literally every single thing. He is a Greek God who is the king of the world and everyone respects him. He is also a mad eshay with all the newest gear.

Do you know Taso?
Of course, he's the coolest kid in the world.

Taso by crispybeks May 26, 2021

Taso

A greek name, short form for Anastasious. Usually very attractive, well built, loyal and good personality. They are usually very humorous and know how to handle women.

Taso? Oh yeah he is such a good guy.

Taso by Taylor Mayers March 23, 2010

Taso

A thing of Greek decent with inclinations toward rape, hair gel, and GHB. Also lacks a soul and human emotion.

You see that dude over there with hair gel raping a girl.
Yep, thats Taso.

Oh yea, that's the bitch I Taso'ed last year. I heard she still has nightmares....and AIDS!

Taso by Ben3424423324 October 17, 2009

Taso

An annoying person of Greek origin; often times uses insults that make no sense and laughs at all of his own jokes. Has a very limited vocabulary and mainly uses the same terminology and phrases on a day to day basis (i.e. "Your shit's beat," "Chapped," "Prime," "KNOW DAT!!!," "It is what it is," etc.). Often times interrupts people in the work place to be obnoxious. Prone to uncontrollable fits of giggling and plotting lame pranks against his friends. Likes to throw things at people not unlike a monkey with its fecal matter.

"Oh my gosh I have coworker that is so annoying! He thinks he's hilarious and he keeps bugging me and throwing crap at me!"

"That sucks! You are TOTALLY working with a Taso!!!"

Taso by BOOM ROASTED February 26, 2010

Taso

A well built Greek man who is tall and has a sense of humor. Is a funny and nice guy who rarely gets mad but all hell breaks lose if he does. Is shy but when he comes out of his shell he is a party maniac and can handle his alcohol and lots of women.

Dude who’s that big guy
Dude that’s Taso

Taso by S76 October 1, 2018

Taso

He doesnt pay for fried potatoes and is fat and rich. He will do anything for loumakis' heart and will dump you in the process. Fuck that guy. Also a pedophile

That mofo just raped loumaki. His name is taso

Taso by Ryeah December 31, 2018

Taso

He’s so hot. A little short but he’s adorbs

Such a keeper. He gets all the girls. Usually Greek.❤️❤️❤️

My boyfriend’s name is Taso. He’s such a hot guy.

Taso by ale.... secret admirer💕 November 24, 2019