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"iTunes Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder"
.noun

A rare disorder that develops from excessive downloading of music through torrents and the need to perfect and maintain one's iTunes library beyond flawlessness.

One who has iOCD habitually performs the following actions:

WITHIN iTUNES LIBRARY:
- adds perfectly sized, squared, high-contrasted, sharpened album arts to each album/song
- fills in correctly the titles of the songs, artists, album artists, album, composers, track numbers, disk numbers, genre, year, etc, according to the iTunes store (Ex. all words must be capitalized - this includes words like "of," "the" and "a" even though this is grammatically incorrect)
- rates each song according to personal opinion
- backs-up their iTunes library regularly
- adds songs to their iTunes library just for the pretty album art
- deletes songs/albums that clash or interfere with the look of their iTunes library

OUTSIDE iTUNES LIBRARY:
- willingly lends out their iPod to show off its superiority to other iPods (they are not shyPod)
- looks for flaws in other people's iPods and ridiculing them (Ex. "THIS ALBUM ART IS FUZZY!" or "YOUR 'of' ISN'T CAPITIALIZED!!!"
- frequently describes things as "tacky"
- dissing Windows Media Player

People who have this disorder may experience the following symptoms:

- staying up during ungodly hours looking for flaws in their iTunes library (though they may know that they will not find any)
- having urges to go on the computer just to admire their iTunes
"Loldee has iOCD. She was sleeping over yesterday and she spent the whole night perfecting my iTunes library."

Girl 1 With iOCD: "Your album title is wrong! Coldplay's X & Y should not be like X&Y! It's tacky!"
Girl 2 With iOCD: -checks iTunes store- "ZOMG! YOU'RE RIGHT!" -freaks out-

Girl 3 With iOCD: -checks out Dominique's iPod- "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANY ALBUM ARTS?!"
Dominique: "How do you do that?"
Girl 3 With iOCD: "AHHH!" -dies-

Girl 4 With iOCD: -looking at Felix's iPod and sees song title 'internetfile_01'- "WHAT IS THIS!"

Girl 5 With iOCD: "MY LIFE'S WORK IS GONE!"
Kirk: "What happened?!"
Girl 5 With iOCD: "MY COMPUTER CRASHED, MY PRECIOUS ITUNES!"
iOCD by Loldee February 2, 2009
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Imaginary obsessive compulsive disorder often times the person harasses people about.
A hole "EWWWW You spit on me you know I have OCD!"
Me "NO BItch you have IOCD!"
IOCD by The Unkown J March 17, 2015
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or Itunes Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

the inability to just put songs into itunes and leave them as they are.

needing to check and recheck that all artist, album, album cover, and song name information is correct.
person 1: "What did you do last night?"
person 2: "Organized my Itunes. I have IOCD."

girl 1: "What did you and john do at your house yesterday?"
girl 2: "Gah! Nothing! All he did was sit at my computer and give into his IOCD"
girl 1: "His what?"
IOCD by Sebastian Pritchard March 23, 2008
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Sammy has got such severe IOCD that he cried when his ipod screen got scratched.
IOCD by JeSuisJesus April 5, 2009
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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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