Sandblown

The the condition that befalls many Marines when they get back from overseas. The compulsive need to give oral sex to old men and suckle on their testicles in a very gentle way.

Man I can't take it ever since I got back in country Im feeling totally sandblown, I just want to suck somebodys cock.

Sandblown by Bryn. V February 2, 2009

standblower 

a girl who can stand straight up and give you head.
a girl who can give you head without getting on her knees.

the girl from the gym was so short, she could be a standblower

standblower by Florian Mclovin March 20, 2008

Turkish Sandplow 

When a man is having sex with a woman and she says "no please stop. I'm too dry." and the man says "no, I'm getting my nut off anyways!"

I gave that bitch the Turkish Sandplow!

Turkish Sandplow by TheTrailer May 25, 2009

sandtown slouch 

A person who resides in Sandusky, Ohio, but doesn't work or contribute anything positive. Takes total advantage of everything the public assistance system has to offer such as free housing, food, child care & health insurance. Usually has one or more vices, smoking, drinking, using/selling drugs, gambling, pimping/prostitution, dog fighting or running scams. Most of the time, drives nice cars. Let's others raise their kids. Thinks the world owes them everything!

Billy: How does Sammy drive such nice cars? I haven't ever seen him work a day in his life. Who takes care of his kids?
Alphonso: He's got the system down packed. He is a Sandtown Slouch.

sandtown slouch by Pioneer 1 June 1, 2016

Handblownjob 

An event where:

1) You are given a handjob
2) The person who just gave a handjob gives you a fine piece of hand-blown glass.
3) You are given a blowjob*

*During the blowjob, the glass maybe used in several different ways, hey whatever floats your boat.

Mark: "Man, I just got a handblownjob!"
Dave: "Nice, can I see it?"
Mark: "Sure!"
*Hands glass*
Dave: "This is nice, you can notice the attention to the detail."
Mark: "I know, right?!"

Handblownjob by Keiathn June 13, 2007

sandtown 

verb. intransitive. to fail miserably at one's stated profession or endeavor in a public setting.

noun. a most embarrassing and public act of self-humiliation.

general expletive.

"Despite the ongoing loyalty of their fans, the Chicago Cubs are poised to sandtown again in the coming season."

"The reporters awaited the imminent sandtown as President Bush approached the podium to speak."

"I'm going to sandtown all over your sandtowning face!"

sandtown by BeeroHero November 25, 2009

Sandtown 

It is a fictional town made out of sand. Be careful of this town, because it can shoot Sans power very viciously if it doesn't like you.

Rick: Ha, Morty we're going to Sandtown.

Sandtown by Codysaur2004 January 10, 2019