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Ostehøvel 

The greatest invention known to man.
Invented by the Norwegians and present in every Norwegian home in at least one style.

To you and me, this great invention would be known as a 'cheese slicer'; enabling the user to precision cut the perfect slice of cheese.
Englishman: "Say here, when i cut my cheese with the cheese knife it's always in uneven slices and chunks the size of apples; what am i to do?"

Big Strong Norwegian: "Here, borrow my ostehøvel..."

Englishman: "Wowza! These slices of cheese are so thin and even. I salute you!"
Ostehøvel by miss.louise September 26, 2008
Related Words
oiteh Oiter Ottehg oieh Oiehhhh Oiseh Oitch Oited Ostehaps Ostehøvel
Business is growing, need to employ an Oitch to do the paperwork
Oitch by Charliechaps May 15, 2021
He's whack, his car is so ottehg.
Ottehg by coolprincess22 August 24, 2010
The word used to describe "water" in a youthful manner. Mostly placed in a caption for any fluffy and cute animal drinking water.
"Dink my oiter" says cat drinking water
Oiter by LiefFrog March 30, 2022
Ghetto spelled backwards so people don’t realize you are referring to the ghetto when you are in the ghetto.
We have to go through the ottehg to get to the city.
Ottehg by PickRick May 13, 2020

Ostehaps 

This means two things.
First, it's a cheese stick, also called 'ostehaps'.
Second, it's a boy who, lives in Denmark.
Hello Ostemand.
"Oh, he's such an ostehaps"
Ostehaps by ostehaps November 20, 2016