Mermaid Poo

slang term for a standard, green garden hose.

"make sure you water the grass, I just a bought a new mermaid poo."

Mermaid Poo by Drewcipher January 31, 2009

How do mermaids poop 

They poop into their tail and that keeps them lubricated till the next bad rash...

How do mermaids poop?
1st mermaid : what a relief I finally pooped

2nd mermaid : all lubed up im jealous.

How do mermaids poop by Wesser123 January 6, 2018