hookey

Crooked, dodgy, bent. Illegal, contraband.

"These goods are hookey."

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

hookey

weird, off kilter, unusual

"that's kind of hookey"

by Amanda February 5, 2005

hookey

a freak with long arms and toes..

your a real hookey!

by mikey hallz January 28, 2009

hookey in

the act of getting drunk and pashing some random guy only to regret it later

1. omg! did you see edwina and that dude over there? I think she's gonna hookey in...

2. nah, he/she is hot... hookey in

by daniel mallia September 25, 2007

gay hookey

Skipping class to do something else that is school related. Those who play it are called "gay hookers."

"Shit, I'm not done my paper yet. I need to play gay hookey so I can finish it."

by SasquatchSlayer April 30, 2013

Nookie Hookey

Skipping work and other responsibilities for the sole purpose of having sex. Preferably illicit sex with someone other than your spouse or significant other.

Dude, don't tell anyone I totally played nookie hookey with my new neighbor.

by Omega in Colorado October 15, 2010

Bull-Hookey

Hookey of the bull variety. A word for "shit" that you are allowed to say in front of your grandmother.

It's such nonsense! Such bull-hookey!

by Kaggie Caab March 2, 2011