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Questitute 

This is a person that does quests for money. (see also questitution. This may mean literal quests but this is hard to accomplish now-a-days due to lack of availability,it most often refers to a video-gaming quest. These individuals create a video-gaming account only planning to level it up an then sell it. This act most often plagues white, male, 30 year olds that live in their parents basement and in 2009 lost their jobs at circuit city.
Hey, Stuart are you a level 25 guilded-elven gnome yet in World Of Warraft.
No man I sold that to an interracial couple last week.
SHIT BRO you are such a QUESTITUTE.
I know but what ever gets me that dough.
Questitute by PotatoFaceKilla January 24, 2009
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questibate 

Bro I was questibating so hard yesterday! Those dark elves are sooo hot.

Questibate erry day.
questibate by The English Crew April 18, 2011
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Questimate 

When you try to come up with an estimate for future values that are difficult to project
Let us Questimate the sales / revenue projections for a new product over the next 5 years.
Questimate by Shabski July 31, 2009

Questitution 

This is the act of going on quest for money, most often in a video-game setting. This is where someone plays a video game and levels up only to sell that name of account later. See also questitute
ElvenWarRioR23: Im gonna take park in some Questitution in World Of Warraft to pay for a new Cell Phone

SwordWIELDer4445: WTF... you don't have any friends to call
Questitution by PotatoFaceKilla January 26, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026