When you attempt to ice skate, but have no sense of balance or coordination, and constantly fall on your ass.
Girl 1: How was the rink?
Girl 2: Awful. I thought it would be easy, but I was ass skating the whole time.
Girl 2: Awful. I thought it would be easy, but I was ass skating the whole time.
by NotASkater January 24, 2009
Similar to the phrase “Eat ass and Skate fast” however refers to an overweight individual who can not skate very well due to the fact that they eat so much so quickly.
Jim: wanna go eat ass and skate fast later bro?
Terry: sorry man, I can only Eat Fast and Skate Ass. Go ask Dylan
Terry: sorry man, I can only Eat Fast and Skate Ass. Go ask Dylan
by Red Dogg May 30, 2018