Douche Milk 

A dead beat dad that milks everything and everyone in his path. Instead of shit talking him in front of the child, you just call him douche milk.

Rob, oops, I mean douche milk is such a ridonkulous hipster zen wannabe.

Douche Milk by Diana in Oregon January 23, 2009

milk douche 

When you’re drinking milk, you laugh and then it comes out your nose.

Last night Ried milk douched 2 times.

milk douche by Stinky1995 October 24, 2017

douche-bag milkshake

a used douche-bag that is put through a blender (maybe with some chocolate) also a 1/2 cup milk and preferably a cherry on top: this term is mainly used as an insult but a very delectable desert

1:"god my mom is being such a douche-bag milkshake"

2:" i would like to order a grande (tall) douche-bag milkshake please"

douche-bag milkshake by sumdumblond July 9, 2010

douche bag milkshake 

the mixture of seminal, vaginal, and anal fluid that is then used to make a an ultra tool shit bag, usualy this person is the hovey of your group

its hard to believe that jon could be any worse then he proves that he is a douche bag milkshake

douche bag milkshake by jon blond toolbag September 14, 2010

douchemill 

A place such as a café, restaurant or any regular hangout that seems to generate the common douche as if from thin air.

Have you been to groundworks coffee on Rose lately? It's turned into a real douchemill: wall-to-wall MacBooks and ironic tattoos.

douchemill by actuallydylanrush June 23, 2016