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Shartquake

When your laying on your bed watching youtube and then you hear a small clap, and then you start to hear a fizzing and then you realize, OF F#$× I JUST POOPED MYSELF. and it starts to run down your leg and it gets all slimy and gooey and then you have to take a shower but then you realize you have friends over. And then you have to think... the slimy disgusting feces are all over my covers...but my friends are outside my door, and you think of what pants you want to ruin when putting on new pants. And you run to the shower very quickly. And poopoo drops from your ass when your running to the shower.
Johnny: I cant wait to watch the new pewdiepie video
Pewdiepie:HEY GUYS its me. Subscribe
Johnny: what is that sound?
Johnny: *ass cheeks start to clap*
Johnny: *Gooey sticky shart slides down johnnys legs and butt cheeks*
Johhny: OOOPSIEEE i made a stink
**johnny is a fictional character who makes shartquake**
Shartquake by Big horse donkeys64 November 30, 2019

snackquake 

The rumbling and shaking felt when your coworkers start rocking the snack machine.
"OMG, what's that noise?!" "It's just another snackquake. The Frito's are stuck again."
snackquake by DBaylor May 29, 2008

D'ANGELO SHANQUALE 

D'ANGELO SHANQUALE RICHARDSON
D'ANGELO SHANQUALE RICHARDSON
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026