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poo-stained man pole 

a very very shitty dick. often required after fucking a chick in the ass.
After I was done fucking Marie in the asshole, i had a poo-stained man pole.

man's pole 

you : damn , Michelle got a fat ass
me : imagine what that will do on a man's pole

low man on the totem pole 

Lowest person in the pecking order at work.
Bob's entry level job makes him low man on the totem pole.
person with a very long penis
"what a big manpole you have."
manpole by Evil1 November 3, 2004

Manpoles 

Manpoles - Slang for Men nipples.

"Manples" is another way to spell and say it.
Examples:

"Chris has hairy manpoles"

"Jose loves to rub his manpoles while on certain websites"

"Anthony secretly has a third manpole"
Manpoles by w1nf July 30, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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