grandorphan 

A person whose grandparents have all passed away; a person with no grandparents.

After all four of his grandparents died from food poisoning at the family reunion, Steve became a grandorphan.

grandorphan by Brad Roar! January 18, 2009

Half grandorphan

Half grandorphan means a person whose two grandparents have passed away while the other two are still alive.

I’m a half grandorphan because two of my grandparents passed away

Half grandorphan by Ghon May 19, 2026

Quarter grandorphan

A quarter grandorphan is a person who has lost one of their four grandparents.

After my grandfather passed away, I became a quarter grandorphan.

Quarter grandorphan by Ghon May 21, 2026

Three-quarter grandorphan

A three-quarter grandorphan is a person who has lost three of their four grandparents, with only one grandparent still living.

He became a three-quarter grandorphan after his last surviving grandmother passed away, leaving only his grandfather alive

Three-quarter grandorphan by Ghon May 22, 2026

Granderpants 

An unattractive, old fashioned and often huge style of underpants/breifs, worn by pensioners and people with appalling fashion sense.

Often spotted covering large asses, where the lining of the granderpants are visible through pants/jeans and exposed to the unfortunate public. Also commonly spotted on people with grotesque and fat behinds.

As Jim walked down the street he noticed a fat old lady wearing a gross flowery dress with her huge pantie line clearly visible underneath. A gust of wind blew up her dress further exposing her brown huge underwear, that was struggling to contain her huge, fat and saggy ass. It was then Jim knew he had spotted a pair of granderpants.

Granderpants by Dark Owl July 13, 2009