dick cake 

a birthday or bathloret cake shaped like a penis

i got cindey a giant dick cake for her birthday bash. its gonna b loads of fun.

dick cake by rob n john January 17, 2009

Minty Dick Cake

When you wash your dick with an urinal cake and then you have someone suck you off. The usual response afterwards is "Wait. Why do you taste so minty fresh?" *Head tilt*

Example: "Hey, what are you getting your girl for Valentine's Day?" Answer: "A minty dick cake, of course."

Minty Dick Cake by So Fresh So Clean April 25, 2013

Darth Dickcake 

The best insult of all time, there is no coming back from being called this

Darth Pancake... huh... more like Darth Dickcake

Darth Dickcake by Nonbianry Black SS Officer November 29, 2018

Dickcake

A cake made from shavings of the male genital area.

"mum can i have some of dads "dickcake" tonight?

Dickcake by I did it for the da lolz December 24, 2009