Balched 

Fooled or tricked, similar to being punk'd. Usually causes severe chaos, confusion and detriment to fixed income traders and sales assistants

1) Oh nuuuu.... My PnL and risk are out substantially... oh wait... Ive been BALCHED!
2) These tickets are wrong direction, px, u/l and maturity... oh shut! Ive been BALCHED!

Balched by BlueWhale January 16, 2009

Balched 

The action of some knarly son of a bitch out there that will contribute to fucking up your life in any way possible.

Damnit, I got Balched again… My career is over!

Balched by getbalched May 21, 2023

Batched 

To mess things up or ruin a situation

Well done you've totally batched it, Fuck sake Batch, were royally batched here

Batched by Blaggerz August 16, 2018

Balchen 

A last name for strong, tall, handsome men, and pretty, well dressed women.

That guy must be a Balchen, look how tall and handsome he is!

Balchen by Jakey123 August 13, 2012

batched 

verb: vomited

After Lars ate an entire quart of malted milk balls with 6 beers, that dude batched!

batched by Jangaard May 6, 2010

Bilched 

A crazy, spontaneous, life-altering adventure that defies logic...

Jarrad: Lets go on a bilched adventure
David: Yewww

Bilched by Itchy bum 34 February 14, 2019

Bached

The level of intoxication previously thought to be unreachable or unattainable.

My vacation was prolonged due to the number of times we were bached.

Bached by Shot gun Eddie March 3, 2009