Balched

Fooled or tricked, similar to being punk'd. Usually causes severe chaos, confusion and detriment to fixed income traders and sales assistants

1) Oh nuuuu.... My PnL and risk are out substantially... oh wait... Ive been BALCHED!
2) These tickets are wrong direction, px, u/l and maturity... oh shut! Ive been BALCHED!

by BlueWhale January 16, 2009

Balched

The action of some knarly son of a bitch out there that will contribute to fucking up your life in any way possible.

Damnit, I got Balched again… My career is over!

by getbalched May 21, 2023

balch

When making a "That's what she said" joke, balch can be used when the joke works for both genders.

That's what balch said.

by KemicalEnigma May 03, 2011

balching

When the balls make an gigantic belching sound

It was disgusting! He kept balching!

by Lolbrah123 September 18, 2016

fuckin' balch

used as an exclamation, usually in reference to a girl. especially resident of Cornell University's Balch Hall all-girls dormitory.

"Bitch stole my Louie's. Fuckin' Balch!"

by Paper Planes February 22, 2008