Esko

A boonie town in northeast Minnesota. All there is to do there is school sports, drinking, drugs, and driving around.

Esko, Minnesota is the uppity asshole of Carlton County.

Esko by GooberKo January 9, 2009

Esko

to steal, or snatch with a quickness.

dix-"that nigga esko'd my car!"

rene'-"i'ma esko that bitches nigga."

"where you get them stunnas"
"oh i esko'd these at school today.

Esko by drsehs January 10, 2009

Esko

Esko is someone who is really cool. Someone you just want to be around and hang out with. He's a mysterious cat, that keeps to himself. He doesn't listen to authority much, just does whatever he wants. Usually has colored eyes.

1st person: Yo, y'all seen Esko?
2nd person: nah fam, haven't seen that cat in a minute

Esko by Pointdex October 23, 2019

eskomillan

1)To hang out with friends or by oneself; to chill like a villan.

"What are you doing right now?" asked Jordan.
"I'm just eskomillan." replied Chris.

eskomillan by cnel March 19, 2007

Eskortin 

the person to not respond 'ligma balls' if the question 'What does ligma mean' is said

Person 1: What does ligma mean?
Person 2: its a fake disease
Person 3: NO YOU IDIOT ITS LIGMA BALLS YOU ESKORTIN

Eskortin by HaxBroLmao123 November 20, 2018

eskortress

eskortress (n.) - \ˈes-kȯr-trəs\ - a lady of the evening attired in a skortress

Joe: "Hey Bob, how much do you think that eskortress charges."
Bob: "Too much, Joe. Too much."

eskortress by QiqJoe May 31, 2011

Eskom 

Verb: To normalise one's failures so that others accept them without question.

A verbification of the name of the state owned electricity utility company that supplies all of South Africa with electricity but has failed to accommodate for growing infrastructure to the point that daily scheduled outages have been accepted as a normal part of life since January 2008.

Sarah: "You have to wait 3 weeks for a response from them? Why so long?"
Busiswe: "It's not that long. You just need to be patient."
Sarah: "No. That's a long time. Don't let them Eskom their service delivery."

Eskom by sketchybadger September 5, 2020