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Dextered 

The feeling when you can’t tell if you’re drunk or high anymore.
Yo man, was watching Monday Night Football and I can't remember where I put my piss jar. I'm so Dextered.
Dextered by Bbwayne December 7, 2012
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Dextered 

When you get fresh as fuck to go out and your plans get cancelled.
Rickie got dextered trying to go to a party.
Dextered by Flattop P December 8, 2013
The art of killing someone who deserved to die
Because he was so evil, he needed to be dexterd. I'm telling you, he went dexter all over his ass! He was the perfect example of why sometimes you need to dexterize someone.
dexterd by Glenn C A Alexander January 8, 2009

DEXTERection 

The act of getting extremely excited, to the point of figuratively or even physically attaining an erection, while watching the show DEXTER. This is caused by the crazy plot twists and pure awesomeness that is DEXTER.
Person 1: "Have you seen the new episode of DEXTER yet?"
Person 2: "Yes! When he killed that dude at the end total DEXTERection."
Person 1: "I've had a DEXTERection since this season began!"
DEXTERection by ctown2ffld47 November 24, 2011

Dextereireirous

An actual fucking idiot who's really fucking dumb and should be put down.
Dexter from my Discord server is really Dextereireirous.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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