dumbledick

1)The dick, or penis, or male genitalia, of Sir Albus Dumbledore of the Harry Potter book series or Harry Potter movies. Rumored to be over 7.6 inches in length (non-erect).

2)Used to describe someone who believes they are always correct and know everything when it is obvious they don't.

1)"My god that kid has such a dumbledick!"

2)"Stop being such a dumbledick! You're wrong!"

dumbledick by Sean Mc. May 9, 2008

Dimbledick 

A derogatory term a boy may call a girl while they are having sexual intercourse and she keeps going not realizing he already came.

Corey said "Katie, you are such a dimbledick, i already came!"

Dimbledick by katesroomie October 12, 2010

Dumblefuck 

Adj. Verb. Noun. To, or the process of, being copulated or sodomized by Dumbledore. To be dumblefucked is to be sexually intimate with an elderly wizard who is a gentle lover. Grammatically flexible as in Fuck. Not to be confused with Dumbfuck.
Orign, English.

Ophelia: I am going to Dumblefuck you Tawny. Tawny: Shut up, you dumblefuck. Lance: DUMBLEFUCK! I just stubbed my toe.
Loveless: You are such a Dumblefuck.

Dumblefuck by Scarlett6 April 17, 2009

Dumbdick

A very stupid person or man.

Follow me dumbdick!)

Dumbdick by wattawat September 25, 2020

dumbdick

Similar to a dumbass; Someone who makes stupid or inexplicable decisions.

Gary was a dumbdick for staying with his cheating-ass girlfriend.

dumbdick by ire December 29, 2007

Doubledicknigger 

When a nigger is such a dick,that calling him a dick, doesn't suffice.

Doubledicknigger Tyrone, that dildo motherfucker, has yet again broken the law!

Doubledicknigger by Fukaface! September 7, 2020

dumbdick

Similiar to a dumbass; anyone who acts in an inexplicable way, making choices and decisions that just don't make any sense.

Gary was a dumbdick when he decided to stick with his cheating-ass girlfriend.

dumbdick by ire December 28, 2007