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tool-ism by NEIL PATRICK PATRICK/SANTO January 7, 2009
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TOOLism
someone or somthing that believes that TOOL has the most powerfull and moving music. Also they follow the ways of Maynard James Keenan in believing that "...music isn't all about the lyrics but also about the music itself, otherwise people would be selling out with spoken word tours. The music carries the emotion, the lyrics help define where that emotion is going"-MJK.
TOOLism by Michael Daniel February 6, 2006
toolismatic
It's tool+charismatic, with a huge hint of sarcasm. It describes when a somewhat attractive toolish person who self-denies and/or is unaware of the fact that he/she is a tool seeks attention/support through social media or/and other public platforms, and intendes to manipulate others' judgments with his/her "covert" toolishness.
X (referring to a gal X's involved with): Dude, she's throwing a rant complaining about abc again on Facebook again.
Y: Meh, such a toolismatic attention seeker. Honestly, no one gives a hoot.
X: EXACTLY.
Y: Meh, such a toolismatic attention seeker. Honestly, no one gives a hoot.
X: EXACTLY.
toolismatic by WonderLandCA July 12, 2013
Toolism
The attribute or quality of being a tool of society; an extreme follower and believer in america's flawed systematic government
Toolism by Protagonistofatragedy333 September 21, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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