muffin pan 

A girl who wants all orifices filled...at once.

Stay away from that muffin pan, she's nasty.

muffin pan by Justin888 January 2, 2009

Muffin Pants 

This is when you wear your pants around your waist to tight and a roll of fat hangs over the egde, just like a muffin!

OMG look at the fat hanging off around the pants.

Yeah thats a muffin pants

Muffin Pants by Sam June 26, 2004

Muffin Pants 

A term used to describe someone who is acting silly or generally being stupid.

He is being such a muffin pants!

Muffin Pants by DrBobSmith June 3, 2012

Muffin Pans

Boobs that are smaller than a B cup.

Amanda," Have you seen that new girl Lauren?"

Amber, "The one rockin the muffin pans?"

Amanda, "Yea, I think shes the leader of the IBTC."

Muffin Pans by Zanz Sara February 4, 2010

honey muffin pumpkin pants 

An unacceptable nickname for your wife.

husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.

honey muffin pumpkin pants by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

Muffinman

A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may apply to those discriminating women who equally enjoy ravishing a muffin for Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail not included.

The first thing the Muffinman does after kissing his date is to go down on her and elevate the situation to another level. Wetworks!

Muffinman by Rono January 16, 2007

muffinpants 

A term of endearment romantic or not, similar to muffin.

Awww, muffinpants, it'll be alright. *hugs*

muffinpants by pennylane April 2, 2005