New Player

A 6'1 Sigma GOD of a person, popular on the hit mobile game AFK Arena.

Recognized by his classic Patrick Bateman profile pictures (Literally him) and Greek god physique, along with his many goth ehoes. Just a total alpha across the board TBH.

New Player: Hey lol
*Goth Ehoe*: I'd suck the soul out of you New Player

New Player by New Player December 22, 2022

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New Player

Theater type who thinks they're better then everyone else. Loves suade boots, scarfs and dressing hipster. Acting snobby is a must. A cult.

Kid A-"Wow that girl's really hot"
Kid B-"Dude, she's in new players."
Kid A-"Ooooh, that sucks."

New Player by Newplayer123 January 2, 2009

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newplayer

An online gamer that is "new" to the modification.

1.LooNeY is a newplayer
2.Omg that guy is such a newplayer!!

newplayer by Paul April 18, 2003

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Bullets

Bullets missed a guys stadning still in a war , thus making him a newplayer

newplayer by SKIzM April 19, 2003

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Neoplayer Syndrome

The unshakable fear of letting down a team due to your lack of experience.

Person A: Why doesn't Jedidiah play the super cool team game they bought last week?
Person B: Because they have neoplayer syndrome.

Neoplayer Syndrome by Chaotic_Wyvern February 15, 2024

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