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jocksygen 

To place a dity jock strap over your
face like a oxygen mask.
Those guys in the locker room gave him some jocksygen....
jocksygen by bonneville babe February 8, 2005
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Name for the air that is breathed in when a sweaty athletic cup is placed over the mouth and nose like a respirator.
"That change room is so disgusting i might as well put my jockstrap on my face and get a pure dose of jocksogen."
Jocksogen by CanHas June 19, 2009

Jockxygen 

When, in a lockerroom setting, one player takes his/her cup, turns it upside down, and puts it on the face of a teammate so that it resembles an oxygen mask.
"I gave Bill the worst jockxygen in history yesterday, he nearly passed out!"
Jockxygen by JoeMamma123456789 April 12, 2008

Jockxygen 

When, in a lockerroom setting, one player takes his/her cup, turns it upside down, and puts it on the face of a teammate so that it resembles an oxygen mask.
"I gave Bill the worst jockxygen in history yesterday he nearly passed out!"
Jockxygen by JoeMamma123456789 April 13, 2008

jockspenae 

A French way of saying JC Penny to make it sound better than it actually is.
I got this shirt from Jockspenae!
jockspenae by Redickulus June 17, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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