k-nurd 

a drunk nerd

Hey I'm so K-nurd right now!

k-nurd by Damien Croft December 31, 2008

knurd 

"The opposite of being drunk, its as sober as you can ever be. It strips away all the illusion, all the comforting pink fog in which people normally spend their lives, and lets them see and think clearly for the first time ever. Then, after they've screamed a bit, they make sure they never get knurd again" - Terry Pratchett

"If I drink any more coffee I risk being knurd."

knurd by PRAEst76 April 6, 2005

Knurd 

The opposite of drunk. If you are drunk you are unable to perceive reality properly, being knurd is having your comfortable illusions of life being stripped away and all of life's terrors are exposes.

Samuel is two drinks away from being drunk and is, therefore constantly a little bit knurd all the time.

Knurd by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx November 10, 2020

Knerdle, or knurdle or nerdle or nurdle 

to score runs by nudging the ball into a gap (cricket)

He nurdled that between leg slip and square short leg

Knerdle, or knurdle or nerdle or nurdle by Stefan Marciniak August 16, 2003

Knerdle, or knurdle or nerdle or nurdle 

A protuberance, growth or other attachment that should otherwise not be on the item to which it is attached.

"Hey, knock that knerdle off the wall".
or
Remove the inedible knurdle from the end of the banana

Knerdle, or knurdle or nerdle or nurdle by Robert Levine April 15, 2003

Knerdle, or knurdle or nerdle or nurdle 

small amount, pea sized

use only a nerdle of toothpaste when brushing your teeth

Knerdle, or knurdle or nerdle or nurdle by Cathy Mac Donald September 1, 2003

knurd-d-d-d-d 

drunk backwards. it has the same meaning as drunk, its used to style out if you drunk

man in knurd-d-d-d-d

knurd-d-d-d-d by bulbalot June 20, 2009