Gorph 

A gorph, also known as a gorphbag, is someone who is unwanted in your space. These people tend to be smelly, vile, and unliked by many. They never seem to understand basic human behaviour.

Shes such a gorph bag she always tries to fight the teacher

Your such a gorphbag get out of my peripheral vision

B gon gorph

I mean, I love her, but she’s a lil bit gorphy at times

Gorph by Girth God Gert the Realist June 5, 2018

Gorph 

A person who farts in the bathtub and pops the bubbles.

Alex farted in the bathtub and popped the bubbles that rose up from his butthole. Alex lived on as a gorph.

Gorph by PL NEWVIS December 28, 2013

gorph 

a fart out of a loose butthole

i opened my ass wide and let out an enormous gorph

gorph by sean November 19, 2003

gorph 

when a person gets mashed in the face with extreme power.

dat nigga got gorphed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gorph by bizzel February 20, 2003

Gorph 

Also called Gorpher, a combination of goofy and fluffy, reserved for the most adorable of felines and fluffy puppies.

Zora: That cat is being so cute, affectionate, goofy and fluffy.
Jenny: I know, what a gorph!

Gorph by Jomish February 11, 2022

Gorph Landes 

A newer sex position often used by people who are of the younger generations. Developed in Delaware last year, two people are in the act of sex when the female poops on the males chest and proceeds to rub it with her vaginal area. The male then licks off of feces while eating the girl's vaginal area out and proceeds to then shit all over her face while she then gives him head.

"Oh baby gimme that Gorph Landes im so fucking horny!!"

Gorph Landes by john smyth March 8, 2007

Heep Gorph

When your spouse ripes an absolute ass jiggling fart.

My wife just committed Heep Gorph!

Heep Gorph by Dr. Giggle Wiggle January 31, 2026