Moo Poo

Dividing a football field into one foot by one foot squares throughout the entire field. Then selling raffle tickets to each of the thousands of squares. Next, renting a cow (moo) and having everyone feed the cow until it poo's. If the cow poo's in your square you win.

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My sister

Do you want to buy a moo poo raffle ticket?

No, I don't want to spend my Saturday watching a cow shit on the ground.

Moo Poo by djcrimp December 25, 2008

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Moo Poo

The polite way of saying bullshit

Dude1: I can tell by the way that Jenny said it, that it was totally Moo Poo....
Dude2: For god sake man, whats wrong with the word 'bullshit?????'

Moo Poo by Little Miss Mayonnaise July 13, 2005

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Related Words

poo moo • Moopoo • moopooshoo • Moo • moo-lah • moo juice • moo point • moo snuckel • Moo-Vag • moo berries

poo moo

when you have extremely bad breath, when your breath stinks of shit.

The two boys squared up to fight...
Jimmy:come on then you fucking dick!
Hamish:Holy shit, get away from me, you have poo moo!

poo moo by doyouwantit May 26, 2010

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Moopoo

A gay poo head.

Chris Lehrman

Moopoo by joe March 28, 2003

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moopooshoo

Strange word I say when getting made fun of and I have no come back.

Your mom is a MOOPOOSHOO, YES I SAID YOUR MOM, and YES I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS AND NO I WONT TELL YOU, oh and your mom!

moopooshoo by Jarrett "magic" Bodkins April 9, 2003

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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