Man 1: She is just acting
like a real bitch these days.
Man 2: Just giver her the ol' Man
Goo Shampoo treatment.
Girl 1: What's wrong with your hair?
Girl 2: My asshole
boyfriend came in my hair!
Girl 1: Why the fuck did he do that?
Girl 2: He said it was a "man goo shampoo", and it would make me a stronger person.