Dirtmud

The act during which you treat a woman like dirt, she will then stick to you like mud.

"Didja hear about Jim and Susie?"
"No, what?"
"He proposed to her and she said no. He then proceeded to beat her".
"Oh wow, then what happened?"
"She then said yes. Been happily married for 3 years now".
"Sounds like a Dirtmud to me".
"I'm so happy for them".

Dirtmud by Haydoom December 20, 2008

Reverse Dirtmud

The reverse of Dirtmud.
During which, the woman in a relationship treats the man badly, and therefore he stays.
Pretty rare, especially in comparison to the original term.

"Hear about Bob?"
"No, what?"
"His lady cheated on him for the third time in one year."
"Oh wow, what's he gonna do about it?"
"He bought her a car."
"Ah, Reverse Dirtmud..."
"..What?"

Reverse Dirtmud by Haydoom December 28, 2008

dirtbud 

1.) shitty ass weed (schwag)
2.) mark lewandowski

holy shit, I've never seen dirtbud smoke so much dirtbud.

dirtbud by JohnSkimper July 31, 2003