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flying flamingo 

your an idiot for not knowing wat a flying flamingo is.
flying flamingo by DontWorry Boutdat December 20, 2008

Retarded Flying Flamingo 

When a girl is having a foursome with 3 guys. 2 guys standing to her sides and one in front. the 2 guys on her sides get handjobs and the guy in front gets blown. The part that makes this different than the flying flamingo is that the girl does everything not simultaneously. This makes the girl look like a retarded flying flamingo.
I walked in on my sister, she was doing the retarded flying flamingo.

Flying Pink Flamingo

When a woman with a rather large clitoris has anal sex with another woman, using said clitoris.
Bob:I can't believe Anita Flying Pink Flamingoed Jen!
Tom:I know, Anita is so small but her clitoris is SO BIG!
Eric: It's like fuckin Sputnik!

Flying Flaming Homo 

a extreamly gay guy who you just lit on fire and pushed off a hill and is falling to his udder doom!
a guy walks into his friends house smelling like fire and gay guys and turns to his friends and says
"dude before john was a homo, now hes a Flying Flaming Homo!!"
Flying Flaming Homo by himom June 18, 2008

What the flaming flying fuck? 

1. An expression of total and utter disbelief or anger. Said when something happens that is as incredible as seeing two people fuck while on fire and flying.

2. What people usually say when you show them a shock site for the first time.
1. Doctor: I'm sorry Little Timmy, but it appears that your belief in Santa Claus has somehow given you a malignant tumor in the direct center of your penis.
Little Timmy: What the flaming flying fuck?!

2. Dan: Hey guys, check out this masochistic sex video!
Everyone but Ben and Kate: WHAT THE FLAMING FLYING FUCK?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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