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Russian Nutnick 

A Russian Nutnick occurs when you hurry through manscaping your nutsack.
I was rushing through trimming my ball pubes when I gave myself the Russian Nutnick.
Russian Nutnick by Minksie February 17, 2010

nutpicking 

The practice of sifting through the comments of blogs, email threads, discussion groups and other user generated content in an attempt find choice quotes proving that the advocates for or against a particular political opinion are unreasonable, uninformed extremists.
When Jonah has no substantive arguments for his point, he frequently resorts to nutpicking in order to demonize progressives.
nutpicking by RGEsq August 11, 2006
My grandma is such a nudnick.
That fatass is such a nudnick.
nudnick by Sid_V October 14, 2005

Nutkickdeficit 

This term describes a person which has a negative balance of kicks in the lower genital region. Some scientists believe that kicking where it counts can contribute to adversal improval of cognitive dissonance.

AdotHman: "Wir sollten wertvolle Ressourcen an einem vernichtungskrieg verschwenden, obwohl die ganze Welt uns töten will!"

Literally every sane person:" yo dude why's he speaking that sausage speak? Give him a kick in the balls, that might fix him"
A Nutkickdeficit is a curable condition. To cure it as the name might suggest one needs to get a good forcible foot movement with an upwards motion and an approximate force of 7 Kilonewton to the lower genital region. Operational success is estimated at 99% efficacy
Nutkickdeficit by AdotHman June 3, 2020
The most turnt up way to say you have a horse cock of a shlong
Yo I have a NotNickGG on god.
NotNickGG by THE GOD DADDY January 12, 2021
One who is skilled in the art of kicking someone in the nuts.
Johnny was comparing me in bed to how his Ex was ion the sack . It was so rude of him so I showed him that unlike her, I was also a nutkicker. That shut his rude ass right up. There was no comparison to that.
nutkicker by Hula_girlkicksit October 21, 2017