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to poop pee and have diaria at the same time
dam girl he swirvled out his ass
swirvle by Ralph Steele December 16, 2008
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a mixture of piss and shit
dude i just made the biggest swirvle
swirvle by swirlveman September 12, 2009
Somebody who dates outside of their race.
I am a swirler because I love diversity.
Swirler by JustMe.Com June 29, 2015

Jamaican Swirlee 

When one takes a liquid shit in a toilet, and then bobs for apples in the toilet, while a Jamaican does them from behind.
“Grandma, why didn’t you answer the phone last night?”

“Sorry sweetie, I was busy getting a Jamaican Swirlee!”

swirled peas 

A veritable vision of vegetable vortex is all I saw in my head ...

when I contemplated the bumper sticker sermon plastered before my face on this miserably sweltering backed-up freeway that dog-day afternoon.

It read: "Visualize WORLD PEACE !!!!!!!"
"I could much more easily imagine a green tornado of PEAS twisting a funnel on the horizon than I can picture Islamo-Fascists laying down their arms."

FATHER FIGURE: "Son, why are you convulsing ?! What's wrong?"
KID IN "THE SIXTH SENSE" MOVIE: "I see ... SWIRLED PEAS ... and ...
(whisper:) I see dead people."
swirled peas by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006

Go Swivvle 

Telling someone to go swivvle, or go swivvle up a christmas tree, is a nice way of telling them to fuck off or piss off, without getting into trouble for using derogatory language, and generally sounds quite amusing.
Callum- "Your a prick..."
Me- " I cba with you, go swivvle."
Go Swivvle by Bobert696969 July 24, 2009