borgasm

v, 1. To assimilate some very enjoyable sensory data.

n, 2. The experience of borgasming.


A combination of the word orgasm, and the Star Trek species "The Borg".

Iain: Hey Eric, did you see tonights episode of Enterprise? It was stuponfucious. T'pol is so hot, you'd better believe I'd play HER flugelhorn.

Eric: NANO nano... beep beep... keyboard... dual monitors... beep

borgasm by Stampy April 15, 2005

borgasm

a mediocre orgasm; one that is boring. Usually occurs when a woman's vagina is extremely wide or fugly. Also, when masturbating, the man is not very horny and is just trying to pass time.

"dude your girlfriend's so fucking fat and ugly, i just had a borgasm last night. it wasnt that great. find a hotter girlfriend so i can have a better time fucking her."

borgasm by mark from ohio and this is really awesome and funny April 6, 2008

Borgasm

The reaction of hysterical young female fans to the Swedish tennis player Bjorn Borg

Bjorn Borg has walked onto Centre Court and half the crowd is having a borgasm

Borgasm by Alekto January 2, 2010

borgasm

The groaning like noise that is emitted from a person while being bored. Usually done while waiting in line, it is very close in sound to an orgasm.

1. Gahhhhhh. could this line move any slower? <br>
2. Alex borgasmed like 10 times while we waited in line.

borgasm by Paul Richard November 28, 2007

Borgasm

1) When someone is at their peak of boredom and he/she is about to go insane.

2) When someone has a very boring orgasm.

1) "Hey Chris! I'm having a serious borgasm here! Come over and bring Jordan. We'll make it a borgy!"

2) "I guess I'll just have a borgasm to pass the time!"

Borgasm by lenovac May 7, 2010

borgasm

The act of being so bored, you just HAVE to do something

oh my gawd, my dad made me go to church and i nearly had a borgasm

borgasm by chris182 January 14, 2009

Borgasm

the point when the Borg start to assimilate you.

Capt'n Picard had a borgasm

Borgasm by Christopher W. Henderson December 16, 2008