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shmalien 

A complete loser; a dud of a human being; a person who has absolutely nothing going for them, but still proceeds to act like they are something special.
Also, a dusty looking person with bad style.
Someone who should pretty much quit life and work at mcdonald's for the remainder of their useless existance.
How bad is that guy's style!? He is a complete shmalien
shmalien by zbitniff08 November 14, 2010
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SheMalien 

(Pronounced: She Male'ian)
An insult to a woman who's gender cannot easily be distinguished.
Lad 1: Look at that butch bitch over there mate

Lad 2: Thats not a bird, thats a Shemalien...

Lad 1: Whats one of them.... ?

Lad 2: A man, a woman and an alien all in one.

Shemalien: I heard that ya cheeky tw@t... now piss off before I crack ya both
SheMalien by DeV1Se August 5, 2006
She loves friends and animals. She can be annoying at times, but you guys will stick through thick and thin. She loves being around friends, and people she trusts. If you’re ever friends with a Shealie, you both will be best friends for a very long time.
Girl 1: “Oh my god, do you know Shealie?”
Girl 2: “Yeah, she’s a great friend.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026