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Becoming curios while horny.
Involves doing weird stuff you wouldn't normally do, that is if you had more blood rushing to your head.
hornyous:
I was in bed with Lisa last night, when suddenly she started sucking on my toes.
My first instinct was to shove her away, but I was so horny I thought to myself: "what the hell, I'll just give it a shot".
hornyous by AdamZA March 31, 2009
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hornyostasis 

like homeostasis, but the horny resting state of your body
teenage boys are often horny, thanks to hornyostasis
hornyostasis by chodehairy November 11, 2020
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hornysushichief 

A chief at a high end restaurant who is mostly known by his co-worker as the guy who masturbates either to food or in the food that he is making. Usually ends up ejaculating in the entree. And then serving it.
Dude, that new chief that the boss hired is such a hornysushichief I find semen in all the fucking sushi.
hornysushichief by The Ladynurse. October 11, 2009

hornyostasis 

like homeostasis, the horny resting state of your body
teenage boys are often horny, thanks to hornyostasis
hornyostasis by chodehairy November 11, 2020

Hornyosity

When you are so horny that it sparks some sexual curiosity in you.
I follow a dominatrix cave diver on instagram. She’s so interesting that my hornyosity inspired me to subscribe to her onlyfans.
Hornyosity by NadM20 December 10, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026