beard rash 

rash that develops on the chin/mouth area due to performing oral sex on a female.

All my friends are going to know I went down on you because of my beard rash.

beard rash by tippexxxx March 30, 2009

Bear Hair Rash 

Also known as BHR, when a sleuth of gay bears, without shirts on, in a densely populated night club brush past each other with excessive force, trying to move around and pretend to be dancing , often making sexual innuendos to compensate for the lack
Of dance skills.

I have Bear Hair Rash, after a night of clubbing at a gay bear event and all the bears were rubbing their hairy body’s past me.

Bear Hair Rash by Akrikaaners August 6, 2023

beardmasher 

A male who has sex with a female with an unshaven crotch

I bet that guy is a beardmasher

beardmasher by the random ruler October 16, 2009