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Wet Walk 

Happens after a trip to the toilet or during heavy wind periods. After not wiping well, one farts and pushes left over mess out the 'o'. The combination of this and sweaty bumcrack leaves one very concerned as it creates a simple task like walking very uncomfortable. This is because of the wetness that has gathered inbetween their cheeks that slightly stings and almost squelches at every step. A common solution is just a simple rewipe.
Jamie thought he was so funny farting away. It wasnt after much time came to pass that he wet walked back to the little boys room for a rewipe
Wet Walk by Ghandii March 28, 2009
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Wet Walking 

Putting on a freshly used cum sock and walking around in it like normal.
Oh wow, he's Wet Walking all the way to the 7/11!
Wet Walking by Yakay April 8, 2023

Walking on the wet carpet 

The sexual act of rubbing ones foot on a womans vagina to stimulate her to orgasm.
Walking on the wet carpet

Took a walk on the wet carpet last night, that bitch was WET!

walking bag of wet asshair 

a useless, vapid, empty vessel of a walking piece of human shit.
Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"

walking wet one 

A girl who is as horny as it gets walking right by you and you can just see how wet she is.
"man look at that walking wet one"Charlie said.
" Dude sara is always a walking wet one" David said.
walking wet one by DMMayer October 18, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026