You’re such a weech!
I hate her, she’s such a weech.
by Heheclubpenguin November 24, 2018
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Etymologically speaking, a person who mooches weed.

An individual who has the monetary means of obtaining marijuana, but who manipulates friendships in order to "smoke out" at no cost (other than his credibility). This person will usually show up shortly before a cannibus-smoking session and leave shortly after having his fill of the "devil's lettuce". Said person often "bogarts" as well.
Nostradamus: Alright let's blaze up this dunk-ass nugget
of 'dro!!!

Imhotep: Hells yeah, son!

Billy: Hey, can I hit that too y'all?

Nostradamus: Get your own shit, you fucking weech!
by Brad Langford January 24, 2006
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Noun

One who contrives circumstances to get invited to a friend's house so they can play their Nintendo Wii.
Weeches versus owners.
(Context of multi-player tennis)
by Birddog December 23, 2006
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In the context of, “What a weech.”
What a weech she was.
by WallFlower111 February 9, 2019
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An evil black pug identified commonly by the name Murray. He is the reincarnation of Lucifer himself, but a handsome man. Be on the lookout for a weech.
That weech is so evil, he bit my parents' dog!
by MichaelHeeHee November 22, 2019
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A person to eat the weed out of the blunt
Jose passes blunt to Antonio , Antonio sees weed missing of of blunt,Jose u a weeche
by Antoine and Eli September 17, 2023
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Laughing uncontrollably at something generally not that funny. Specifically ‘Weeching’ is mainly laughing at the very fact that you are laughing at all. a Weeching session can go on indefinitely as it is a spiral of laughter.
For fucks sake stop Weeching, it's not even funny!!! It's just a Lamp.
by 01TexMan01 October 30, 2006
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