Infinitiest 

A hypothetical numerical amount larger than infinity; often used in childlike banter

"I love you most", cried Shannon. "Well I love you infinity", replied David. "I love you infinitiest!", she exclaimed.

Infinitiest by brightstar1776 March 19, 2009

Infinitesimal

YOU MAKE ONE MISTAKE AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!

Oh he misused the word infinitesimal last week! He thought it meant really big but it actually means really small!

Infinitesimal by Problematic Virgil October 31, 2019

infinititties 

Exceptionally large breasts. Customarily spoken as a compliment and in awe in description of a woman only to one's buddies, not to the woman's face - unless you, and she, are completely ghetto.

Damn, that girl got infinititties! Stretching that bikini top to the limit!

infinititties by motifxf8 August 8, 2008

Infinitestical

Used to express female dissatisfaction after sex. Mostly related to insufficient size of male partner's penis.

Jane: Hey Ashley how was your night at Jack's place?
Ashley: Infinitestical..((
Jane: Yeah, size always matters...

Infinitestical by EconSquad December 23, 2015

infintesticle 

A statistical probability percieved to be large at birth which shrinks over time.

The chance of becoming (Idol Contestant) Adam Lambert's girlfriend is infintesticle.

infintesticle by mc7e June 10, 2009

Infiniteth base 

Fucking the universe and multiverses possible in the tenth dimension using this equation

θ=√∝÷ (d/dx(ℤ∈÷∃!) †O†

infiniteth base is like fucking god

Infiniteth base by Hyper Chuck Norris February 2, 2017

Infinitesimal

1) Defined as the reciprocal of infinity (1/infinity), if you say that pico and nano are "next to nothing", then infinitesimal has his cock up nothing's arse.
2) Just really, REALLY fucking small.

1) The reciprocal graph's distance from its asymptote gets infinitesimal, but they never meet.
2) The amount of homework I've done this evening lolololol

Infinitesimal by Itz Rob May 16, 2018