BAFH

Acronym for Bastard Assistant From Hell.
This being from hell of pure evil is usually found somewhere close to its executive counterpart the BOFH and supports him where ever it can. On occasions they may also be found alone in the dark backs of shops and postal services. BAFHs are always out looking for an opportunity to strike when you least expect it but without revealing its true identity or position.

I couldn't get a refund because of the bloody BAFH they got there

BAFH by _Pandemonium_ June 15, 2009

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BAFH

BAFH (Bastard Administrator From Hell) is modified BOFH (Bastard Operator From Hell) acronym.

For God Sake!!! The damn BAFH deleted my posts again...

BAFH by d0tuS March 14, 2009

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BAFH • bafhard

bafhard

1. bafhard (pronounced: baf-härd), noun. an educated female exhibiting a borderline narcissistic personality disorder, with an inflated sense of entitlement; typically, stemming from a deep seeded sense of marginalization or inadequacy.

Often characterized by the attitude: “I’m good (But you’re not)”

Usage: “Sir, I wouldn’t waste my time if I was in your position, she’s quite the bafhard.”

bafhard by Sean Conner May 30, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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