Cuddle Cock
Cuddle Cock by Nick Face November 10, 2003
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Cock Cuddle
Eric - "Hey Andy what's up?"
Andy - "Not much man. What are you doing tonight?"
Eric - "Me and some of the guys are getting together... for a cock cuddle!"
Andy - "Can I join?"
Andy - "Not much man. What are you doing tonight?"
Eric - "Me and some of the guys are getting together... for a cock cuddle!"
Andy - "Can I join?"
Cock Cuddle by Andy's Eriction June 24, 2010
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Cock Cuddler
Bob:"I heard your wife was a Cock Cuddler before you guys went out"
John:"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?! I SWEAR I'LL CUT YOU EIGHT DIFFERENT WAYS!!!:
John:"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?! I SWEAR I'LL CUT YOU EIGHT DIFFERENT WAYS!!!:
Cock Cuddler by BigWang117 December 21, 2008
Cuddlecock
Master Jasper, "I need to be close to you, my Dove..."
Master Jasper penetrated Bella, holding her close, as they watched the film.
"I love it when you cuddlecock me, Master," Bella cawed.
Master Jasper penetrated Bella, holding her close, as they watched the film.
"I love it when you cuddlecock me, Master," Bella cawed.
Cuddlecock by Clurrabella_ December 4, 2009
Cuddlecock
‘The missus fancied a shag last Tuesday, but I had a bad case of the cuddlecock after a night of hard drinking.’
‘Sorry dear, but it seems I’m cuddlecocked.’
‘Sorry dear, but it seems I’m cuddlecocked.’
Cuddlecock by durdledoo October 18, 2020
cuddlelocked
The state of being unable to move due to a pet sleeping or cuddling up to, or on; you or a limb. May also apply to humans.
“Hey homie, get out here, they got a motherfuckin’ firing squad out here!”
“Can’t man, I’m cuddlelocked.”
“Can’t man, I’m cuddlelocked.”
cuddlelocked by bubblegumpunkk December 1, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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