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Kung Fu Hustle 

A sexual excercise in which a 2x4 is placed in front of a woman's vagina. The man then winds up and slices the board in half with a kung-fu style punch thus splitting the board completely in half and leaving his entire fist inside the woman.
"Hey baby, let's do the Kung Fu Hustle...you can call me Bruce Lee, next stop, inside you."
Kung Fu Hustle by Masiso December 9, 2008

Kung-Fu Hustle 

Place a wooden board across a woman's vagina. Concentrate, channeling all of your energy into your fist. When ready, punch the board. If done successfully, your fist should break the board cleanly and end up inside the woman's vagina.
Shit dude, I tried to pull a kung-fu hustle the other day and my girl's bonch got all splintered.
Kung-Fu Hustle by Jack February 28, 2005

Kung-Fu Hustle 

The most offensive, violent, and hilarious chinese film ever made. It's a movie with kids pissing on people, A guy beating the shit out of gangsters with axes, and these 2 blind guys that kill stuff with their magical instrument. Ask any Chinese person about Kung Fu hustle, and they'll know what you're talking about.
person 1: Damn, you see Kung-Fu Hustle?

person 2: Fuck yeah! You see that part where an old gay guy wearing metal rings is beating the shit out of gangsters with top hats and axes?
Kung-Fu Hustle by flash6605 June 29, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026