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Sleep Watch 

The act of watching a movie or television show while dozing, or out right sleeping.
I totally sleep watched the nightmare before christmas tonight. All I remember is the song from christmas town ><!
Sleep Watch by Post-Mortem666 December 29, 2008

sleep watching 

what it says. watching someone wile they sleep- can be romantic, or something a stalker would do.
1. Susie's bf was so sweet, he stayed up all night sleep watching.

2. While Bobby was asleep, a girl was outside with binoculars sleep watching.
sleep watching by silvercold9 November 25, 2007

Sleep Watching 

A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?

Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.

Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?

Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.

Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.

Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.

Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?

Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')

(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)

Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!

Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!

Sleepwatching 

Sleepwatching:

When someone is sleeping through a movie or T.V show they put on yet denying being asleep, at most admitting to just “resting their eyes”.

While Sleepwatching the individual will never allow others to change the channel.

Defined by: Florzinha & ChampagneMami
#1:
- Adriana, are you sleeping?
- Just resting my eyes... I’m listening!

#2:
- Adriana, you're sleeping. Can I change the channel?
- Of course not! I’m watching this.

*Meanwhile Adriana has been asleep on the couch for 10 minutes*

She is sleepwatching.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026