woolwort 

adj.
Somebody who makes promises or says things but doesn't follow through with them. Gives excuses such as "too much homework" or "taking an extra course". Usually just lying to get out of it or to irritate people.

"sorry guys, i can't do that, i've got a lot of homework" *leaves*
"He's such a woolwort."

woolwort by Dr. H.B. Cromwell January 22, 2009

wooltorton 

A decedent of Kings. If you come across a Wooltorton then you better follow that person as he or she will will have a greatness that you wished you possessed.

OMG you are so great at this! you must be a Wooltorton!

wooltorton by DrBoom May 12, 2014

woodworth middle school 

a school full of retard ass yemeni niggas who think they lightskin, and tryna be something they aint. Also full of ratchet ass white gurls who think they black. The school looks like ass, and it'll be hard not to find a group of reeking guys out front, prob talking about fortnite

yo u kno that one gurl?
Ya shes from woodworth middle school.
Damn man nevermind.

woodworth middle school by pussy blaster August 3, 2018

Woolworths 

Nazi Dictatorship cleverly disguised as a super market, employs in excess of 145,000 clones. The Nazi Dictatorship also enforces a strict uniform policy as things such as nailpolish and ANY piercing other than lobes HAVE been known to kill/seriously injure people at random.

"Welcome to Woolworths worker 140,001, please leave all personality at the door"

"Hi i'm the opressive Human Recs manager for this store. Is that a lip piercing <Goes nuts> OMFG TAKE THAT OUT OMG IT COULD EXPLODE AND KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE THATS WHAT PIERCINGS DO.. YES I KNOW THEY DON'T DETRACT FROM YOUR APPEARANCE OR ABILITY TO SERVE CUSTOMERS BUT IM A STUPID BITCH.. BLA BLA BLA"

Woolworths by Worker 145,001 September 21, 2005

Woodworth 

One who is great at what they do and will be know as a legend and don't give a fuck about people who talk about them because they can kick some ass

Mean that guy really is a woodworth

Woodworth by Me.rightallthetime June 5, 2015

woolworths 

One of the only institutions where it's actually legal to make use of slave labour.

"Whoa! You worked 9 hours on a public holiday at Woolworths! How much did you get paid?"

"Get paid... You mean you're supposed to get paid for these things!"

woolworths by Doust February 8, 2008

wootworthy 

Adjective. Something which warrants the use of the phrase woot.

Screenname1: woot!
Screenname2: What is wootworthy today?
Screenname1: I finally got over my Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia!

wootworthy by A fish named Joe March 7, 2010